Brise-moi
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tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

2 days ago | 130,612 notes
You don’t have to save me. Just hold my hand while I save myself.
2 days ago | 107,874 notes
"But You Don't Look Sick." ⇝

pizzadisneyandchronicpain:

"But you don’t look sick."

"Really? Are you sure?"

"Wow, I never would have guessed."

"Come on, you’re not really sick."

These statements used to get under my skin. Sometimes they still do. Sometimes I honestly wished that I had something common, something that…

2 days ago | 56 notes
Signs that you might be reading a good book.
  • 1: No sleeping.
  • 2: No eating.
  • 3: A sudden desire to find someone like the love interest in the book.
  • 4: Slight drooling over certain moments.
  • 5: Sudden bursts of emotion.
  • 6: A need to share with the world just how fantastic the book is.
  • 7: The realization that this book WILL end, eventually. And feeling ridiculously torn.
  • 8: No socializing.
  • 9: Extreme comparisons are made between your life and the characters' lives in the book.
  • 10: Making irregular noises at 3 in the morning because something amazing just happened.
2 days ago | 8,970 notes

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

2 days ago | 309,899 notes

havethelambsstoppedscreamingyet:

rainbowsammich:

forsciencejohn:

lokis-army-at-221b:

cassjaytuck:

what if there was a book that splattered blood at you every time a character died

reading The Hunger Games would be a huge fucking mess

Imagine reading the Deathly Hallows

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2 days ago | 132,753 notes

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

2 days ago | 130,083 notes

onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

2 days ago | 384,245 notes

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

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